Monday, 24 February 2025

Day 18 - 23/2 - Crossing the Andes

Our taxi arrived promptly at 3am, and we were ready for it, feeling surprisingly sprightly for the time of day - and dosed up on travel sickness pills (all of us), and Imodium (just me…).


Hilariously, when we arrived at the bus station, it was four doors away from a bar where people were still enthusiastically partying to a live band (they very kindly gave me some change for the taxi driver). Quite a contrast…


The bus was a bit late, but we were reassured by another waiting passenger, an Argentinian currently living in Berlin who spoke immaculate English (and an experienced bus-taker) that they do turn up in the end - and at 4am, it did: a single-decker coach.


We stowed our suitcases, and climbed aboard into a dark womb-like space, with curtains covering all the windows and blocking the space to the driver. It was also full of sleeping people - the bus had set off from Salta two hours previously so most passengers were well-settled in.


The seats were “semi-cama”, or semi-bed, so were quite large, padded and reclined with a footrest - a bit like aeroplane Premium Economy but weirdly much more comfortable. We all fell asleep pretty quickly.


When I woke up about 7.30am, I opened the curtains to see the sunrise shining off some distant mountains behind a flat barren plain. I could see Jemima was awake and listening to her audiobook, while Kevin was asleep next to her (I was across the aisle). I thought she looked a bit pale, but then it had been a strange night.


By this time we’d been at 4000m altitude for quite some time - we were crossing the Andes, after all. We’d been that high going over various mountain passes in the previous week, but not for long periods - and it became clear that something was not agreeing with Jemima. It was either delayed llama poisoning - or more likely, altitude sickness.


The bus driver stopped at a petrol station and very kindly they gave me a paper bag…


An hour or so later, we stopped at the border between Argentina and Chile. It was organised bureaucracy: everything and everyone off the bus (including bags); then one queue to be stamped out of Argentina; another queue to be stamped into Chile; then collect your suitcase from the pile on the pavement and go through Chilean customs, handing in your customs form, and putting all bags through a scanner. 


We all felt a bit weird - I hadn’t eaten anything all day and felt like I couldn’t stand upright, Kevin was nauseous, and Jemima was white as a sheet and really struggling. When we finally got back on the bus - the whole process took about an hour - she was sick almost immediately. She felt a lot better - but we still had a two hour bus journey to go…


I went back into the building to ask if they had anything we could use as a sick bag. A massively unhelpful young man just said a flat no. Desperate I spotted a waste paper bin with a plastic bin liner in it, so I asked for a bin bag. He still said no. But a very nice woman at a desk saw my urgency, and took the plastic bag out of her own bin and gave it to me - I bet she has kids…


And it’s a good thing we had it - back on the road about half an hour later, Jemima was sick again. And it’s not surprising - the highest altitude I recorded during the trip was 4800m - which is the equivalent to driving over the top of Mont Blanc.


The views out of the windows were extraordinary - white-tipped triangular volcanoes, barren deserts, scrubby plains. I had thought crossing the Andes would be like crossing the Alps, all hilly, but a lot of it was flat - they call it the Altiplano, or high plain. We saw the odd llama, but mostly there was nothing stretching for miles.


About 11.45am - so only 15 minutes behind schedule - we arrived at San Pedro de Atacama, the town that’s the main base in the Atacama Desert, back down to 2400m. Everyone felt very relieved to get off the bus…


Our hotel had sent a man to meet us - we had a short drive to the outskirts of the town. The hotel is part of a chain created in the 90s by two young Chilean men who liked exploring wild places, and wanted to make that more accessible to others. It’s a clever concept: a comfortable all-inclusive hotel, but a key part of the all-inclusive is guided excursions into the local area.


And that was the key goal for the day: to plan our trips! After lunch and settling in we met a lovely guide called Eloisa who spent a while finding out about us (riding experience: me - some, Kevin and Jemima - none; cycling: yes from Kevin and Jemima, only on the flat from me…), and constructing a personalised plan around that. We sat at a glass table with a map of the area underneath, and she used a marker to make notes, and show us possible routes, before writing it up. A very effective process, and very exciting!


Then a quiet afternoon (catching up on the blog!), a little walk around the grounds, dinner, and an early night before the excitement of our first excursions tomorrow!



At the bus station









Right next door







On board







Dawn view







Jama border crossing







Andean views













We’re off the bus, thank goodness!



View of volcanoes from the hotel roof garden






Sunday, 23 February 2025

Day 17 - 22/2 - The Llamas’ Revenge

I had a BAD night. In the morning, I tried to get up for breakfast but only got as far as reception before my legs couldn’t hold me up any more. So I went back to bed - which is where I stayed for the rest of the day.


It was a shame - I’d had a brilliant chat with the receptionist the day before about all the sights in the area - from the Hill of Fourteen Colours (TWICE as good as Purmamarca’s Seven, surely!), to the salt flats, to the site of an ancient civilisation - even a great lunch stop. But none of it was to be, for me at least.


While I lay in bed under two duvets, with all my clothes on, and a woolly hat (and still felt cold), Kevin and Jemima headed off to the Las Salinas Grandes, the salt flats - I was really keen for them to see this.


The receptionist had said it was a beautiful drive through the mountains to get there, up to over 4000m, and she was not wrong - exactly the kind of road Kevin loves to drive (but not usually in a giant Chevrolet 4x4).


When they got there, it was very well set up for the main draw: creating fun photos using the weird perspective you could get from the sea of white - various guides, fully covered from the high altitude sun, we’re all ready to show you what to do. Jumping, posing like they’re in a maté cup, or being chased by a dinosaur - fabulous fun.


By the time they got back my temperature was back to normal, but I still couldn’t get out of bed. So we decided the delights of Humahuaca would have to wait for another day, and instead had a restful afternoon in our hotel room (actually a little house in the grounds of the hotel - very nice). I had a lovely view of gardens and mountains from my sick bed, and the afternoon gently meandered by - very pleasant after such a few busy days (although it would have been better without the stomach bug).


Then it was packing, returning the hire car, sorting out our morning departure, before a bar snacks dinner (I attempted half a ham toastie - a mistake…) and then an early night.


The alarm was set for 2.15am - we’ve got a bus to catch…



Our pretty little house and garden







Jemima and Kevin’s drive









Fun at the Salt Flats










A maté cup!







My favourite



View from my sick bed









Bar snacks




Saturday, 22 February 2025

Day 16 - 21/2 - Kevin to the rescue!

The road out of Cachi was stunning - snow-capped mountains encircling green plans studded with giant cactuses. Which is lucky, because we ended up driving it three times.


We’d had a gorgeous start to the day - not a cloud in the sky as we set off in good spirits, despite a 6 hour journey ahead. 


We had lots of fun with the optical illusion on the Recta del Tin Tin - a very straight stretch of road heading up into the mountains, formerly a key Incan highway, where even though the road looks like you’re going downhill, you’re actually going uphill (as there were no other cars on the road we tested it by stopping, putting the car in neutral - and yes, we rolled backwards where we would have put money on the fact we were going downhill).


The road took us through the Parque Nacional los Cardones, famous for its ginormous and very ancient cactuses - exactly how you imagine a cactus to be. There are places where you can get out for a walk, and it was beautiful - tiny pink flowers scattered between what will be yellow lilies, all poking out of a gravelly sand, with the monolithic cactus looming over everything. (Just watch out for the black widow spiders, said the signs…)


It was shortly after this that we got a missed WhatsApp call from the hotel we’d left that morning. Checking his messages, Kevin saw they’d sent a photo of Baby, Jemima’s oldest toy that has been around the world with us. We were 50 minutes from the hotel. It would turn a 6 hour drive into an 8 hour drive. 


Kevin and I both sat there for a moment individually thinking through options in a deafening silence - the South American postal service?! But then he turned the car around. We couldn’t abandon Baby…


After an emotional reunion, and re-driving the route we’d already done that morning, nearly two hours later the road continued higher, into more of a grassy plain - and very excitingly, we saw our first wild llamas! At first they were specks in the distance; then there was a herd close to the road (including a baby llama!); and finally, we ended up having to avoid llamas crossing in front of us. They seemed pretty unbothered by the car.


Then it was the mountains: a pass called Cuesta del Obispo, with the road snaking through, providing incredible views! It was a balance between getting out to take photos, but then not getting stuck behind a slow car - and most of the time we managed it! (There were also lots of opportunities for Jemima to view river erosion: you could see the sharp cuts in the mountain made by the tributaries heading for the river plain below. This is not a holiday, it’s a learning experience!)


The final bit of fun: the road had been cut very close to the side of the dark red mountain, and occasionally Kevin had to swerve to avoid rockfalls lying in our path.


After that, the fun driving was over. We skirted Salta on its ring road, and took a motorway further north through the industrial heartlands, with factories lining our way, and quite a few shacks selling coca leaves - “Coca Mary” was my favourite. 


The one bit of excitement - stopping at a “mini-mercado” in some tiny town to find a very late lunch, and I managed to buy us some provisions - my Spanish is definitely improving.


We finally got to our hotel at about 6pm. It was on the edge of the tiny village of Purmamarca, a traditional village that had since become tourist central because of a colourful mountain. As it was a lovely evening we headed straight out to the village, to see the famous Hill of Four Colours. As the sun was behind it, it was slightly underwhelming, but Jemima got to stroke a tame llama, so that was a win. 


The village was very quaint - mud brick buildings, flattened mud roads, and of course a lovely central square with an old white painted church. We wandered around past the (seemingly) hundreds of stall-sellers, with arrays of colourful blankets and llamas (from knitted to uber-fluffy), and found a cafe in the square for a drink before dinner - restaurants don’t open until 8pm in this part of Argentina! 


Once again, the square was full of people - kids playing, grannies chatting, couples sitting on the benches watching the scene. Such a lovely part of South American life.  Then it was back to the hotel to eat after another long day - llama carpaccio for Jemima, and llama steak for me. 


So it was a llama three-ways day: wild, captive, and dinner…



Snow-capped mountains as we left Cachi








A hill of many colours






Walking in the Parque Nacional Los Cardones












The Recta del Tin Tin (you can just see a

straight line heading up the hill)








Wild llamas!











The Cuesta del Obispo


















A mountainside cemetary




Slightly dodgy bits











Our hotel




Walking into the village









Pet llama!



Purmamarca














Walking home



Llama for dinner (slightly out of focus)